Last night the Pirañas initiated a new brother. P.I.T. Samsonite became Brother Samsonite. The evening started with a little PITnapping:
which led to a PITdrop:
which led to….well, we could tell you, but then we would have to make you a Piraña, and while many are hoping, few are chosen.
When ask how becoming a Piraña Brother compared to other significant events in his life, Brother Samsonite was heard to say, “It is by far the most meaningful thing that has ever happened to me. Far better than getting accepted to West Point, better than passing Sapper training, even better than the first … (this part edited to retain the PG-13 status of this site) … girl.
The Pirañas took the newly anointed brother out for dinner and we will close this post with a pic of him in his finest moment:
Welcome to the Brotherhood Samsonite!