I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Who’s fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long jacket.
(Cake, “Short Skirt, Long Jacket”)