The Nearly New Year’s Day Run

by admin on January 3, 2009

Chisolm Dupree puts on a great race every year either on New Year’s Day or this year on the first Saturday of 2009.

Held on the Trails at Lake Arcadia, the race is up to 50K (31.5 miles) but lots of people come out and just run a few miles or a single out and back (14-15 miles).

The weather was perfect, if not a little too warm, and 40+ people turned out for a run in the woods, with 5 Pirana’s running and another there as moral support.

The Pirana’s are proud to have Mac back in the fold and running regularly with them.

Mav, T3 and Sweet Tea did a single out and back for 14 miles or so. Mac did 10, and Samsonite did the full 50K. As Mav et. al. were making their way back they were called off the trail by a group of campers who questioned what they were doing running and this hour. The offered Mav a beer (which he accepted) and we took a pic.

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To….

by admin on January 2, 2009

And in case any of our fans were wondering: Samsonite did it. Our hard-headed 100-mile virgin had chosen December 23rd as his day to run 100 miles at Lake Hefner. In case you weren’t in metro OKC to experience it for yourself, that Tuesday was a day of classic and epic Oklahoma winds. You Lake Hefner faithfuls have certainly nixed more than one run due to these type of “sweeping down the plain” winds. But December 23rd it was going to be – 35mph winds, sub-35 degree temperatures and all!

It happened like this: Samsonite ran along the 9.5 mile running trail that circumnavigates Lake Hefner. He self-crewed himself out of vehicles parked at the Lake Hefner east parking lot and a small pull-off just past the marina. His magic fuel sources were orange gatorade, chocolate milk, ham sandwiches, Snickers Marathon bars, Ding Dongs, Endurolytes, ibuprophen, hot chicken soup, and peanut M&M’s. Also, hand warmers and the iPod were important components.

He ran 5 9.5 mile loops – and an extra 1/2 mile jaunt because one time forgot to take Endurolytes, so he went back to the car to get them – bringing him to 48 miles. Then, from the Lake Hefner east parking lot he ran down to the trails at Bluff Creek for 10ish miles with Maverick and Sweet Tee. Running on the dirt was a good break from the pavement for his legs and an important change in pace from the drone of the running path. Mav brought our boy some hot chicken soup, and wouldn’t let him go back to the lake until he had downed the whole thermos. When Samsonite got back to the east parking lot, his Spock watch Garmin X-64-NES-whatever told him that he was at 63 miles for the day. 4 more 9.5 mile laps would take him to 101 miles. At this point Samsonite had been running for approximately 12 hours. The first 4 laps took him 7 hours. If he could do the last 4 in 8, our boy would clock a sub-20 hour 100 miler!

4 more laps… Kind of like running a mile on a track.

When it got dark, Samsonite donned a headlamp and Army-issued black fleece, and settled in for the night shift. At about mile 65, Samsonite’s parents came out in the 69-mobile, christened at The Mother Road, and followed him point-to-point for the rest of the night.

T3 and Mav were planning on coming out in the middle of the night and heckling Samsonite, but Samsonite’s blistering pace forced their plans onto fast-forward. As Samsonite began his final lap, T3 finished up a business meeting at Kimray, and pulled out of some work at home, and raced out to meet Samsonite at MacArthur and Britton. Mav parked in the east parking lot and had to book it double-time to catch the surprisingly still-quick Samsonite. With 7 miles to go, the Brothers were together at last.

Samsonite was looking – and feeling – strong. It was no longer a battle to merely finish. It was a race against the clock to finish sub-19:30!!

With a mile to go, Samsonite made 2 phone calls to some of his very good friends from West Point. One of the recipients later said, “I have never been happier to receive a quasi-drunk dial at 2 o’clock [eastern time] in the morning.”

As Mav, T3, and Samsonite made the final turn into the Lake Hefner east parking lot (the 9th time Samsonite had done so on this day) spirits were high and voices raised with the Pirana Anthem. The day started at the STOP sign at 0610, 23 December. The clock stopped when Samsonite arrived at the same place for the 10th time at 0120, 24 December – 101 miles and 19 hours, 10 minutes later.

He’s crazy. But he did it.

After the finish the Brothers and Mom and Dad Swanson all went to IHOP for a little breakfast.

And just in case you get the impression that the Brothers do these things with no impact on themselves…

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr……

by admin on January 1, 2009

Ah, the joy of plunging your unsuspecting body into very cold water. Hypothermia here we come. The 2009 OKC Polar Plunge found a double handful of hardy (though stupid) souls on the shore of Lake Hefner at high noon. The Piranas were there of course…

When the call to plunge came Team Pirana rushed into the water in the lead.

Sweet tee went part way in and came right back out. T3 got fully wet and then decided he would rather be fully out of the water. Mav and Samsonite went further in, but Mav didn’t get fully wet before he started back out, so…T3 went BACK IN after him….

Once they had both gone under, they both decided to get out! Samsonite was a different story altogether. Prior to the plunge start there waas talk of making it out to the bouy that marks the end of the ramp. The water there would likely be up to your armpits. So as everyone else is coming out of the water with numb fingers and toes and legs that won’t quite work, Samsonite is heading OUT into deeper water to the bouy.

He was joined by a member of TRI-OKC and the two of them just floated around out there for several minutes. No one was exactly sure how long, but it was long enough. Apparently the two of them made a truce and came in together.

When Samsonite came out of the water he was so cold he couldn’t even talk! For some reason, T3 found this to be incredibly funny…

Samsonite thought it was funny to, but then his brain was frozen, so that is about all that needs to be said about that.

To view more pictures click here.

The Runner

by admin on December 22, 2008

Mac recently went to Hawaii and brought back a rock with a petroglyph depicting a runner and gave it to T3. We can discuss why he didn’t offer to take the rest of the Pirana’s with him to Hawaii later, but for now we should think about the image on this rock:

The Hawaiian system of trails and roads is still in use today. Kukini, the runner or messenger, often carried important news. Sometimes they even carried snow from the top of Mauna Kea to the shore to cool the ali’i. It is worth mentioning that in ancient cultures only important events and tasks that were critical to survival were carved into stone to be remembered and used to teach the young as they grew.

In pre-industrial revolution societies, someone who could run distances and deliver news or carry items of value from one location to another was a valuable individual. People kept in shape, not as a pastime, but as a way of life that was necessary for survival.

When we run, we are not just getting exercise or burning calories, we are connecting with the people we used to be. Running is pure in its form and function and it reminds us that life is only as complicated as we choose to make it. Running is simple, which is why it is so hard.

It Takes a Village…

by admin on December 20, 2008

23 December 2008 – Samsonite’s S.I.G.H. Miler at Lake Hefner

This Tuesday Samsonite will be running his own Self-Indulgent Gratuitous Hundred Miler at Lake Hefner. The Brothers think he’s crazy, but he won’t be persuaded otherwise. Not sure if that’s the Sapper or the Pirate in him, but both are liable to get him killed someday…

Samsonite says that the “goal” is to finish, and the “plan” is 21-23 hours. He’ll be self-crewing himself out of 2 strategically parked vehicles, roughly 5 miles apart from each other. (told you, he’s crazy.)

Samsonite’s plan is to run 9 laps of the 10-mile Lake Hefner running path, and two 5-mile laps out at Bluff Creek with Mav. Mav has acquired a recent aversion to pavement, but still wants to help his (crazy) Brother out. Hopefully the trails will save Samsonite’s legs from 10 miles of pavement-pound, too. T3 and Sweet Tee will come out to run a lap with Samsonite later in the day. Who knows – maybe Weeble, Big, and Goose will come join Samsonite for some of the “crawl stage” miles.

In short:

Samsonite’s S.I.G.H
Tuesday, 23 December
0600 – UTC (until complete)
Lake Hefner running path

He’ll be wearing various combinations of Pirana gear, so you can’t miss him. Come nightfall, he’ll be the only crazy running around the lake with glo-sticks sprouting out of his body. If you see our boy Samsonite out on the road, slap his skinny butt and run a mile or two with him. He’s gonna need all the help he can get!

Where in the World is Maverick?

by admin on December 19, 2008

Thanks to a new Hughes telematic device that the State of Oklahoma installed in Maverick’s work truck, someone will know. According to the State’s Department of Central Services (fleet management) web site the device will allow the state to monitor:

  • Beginning and end of day reports
  • “Bread crumb” tracking of the last 30 GPS locations
  • Diagnostic trouble codes alerting system
  • Drive time summary report
  • Fuel usage report
  • Geo-fencing violation report – by entry/exit
  • Individual vehicle or fleet consolidated reports
  • Landmark report
  • Location report
  • Miles per gallon (MPG) report
  • Odd hours use report
  • Performance report
  • Service report
  • Speed violations report
  • Stop detail and idle time report
  • Unlimited web portal access to a myriad of reports
  • Vehicle performance indications report

At an initial cost of $875 per vehicle, the second and subsequent year’s cost will be $360 per vehicle. The predicted ROI is a Year-1 payback (hardware and communication services of 106 days. Payback for additional years (communication services only) is projected at 44 days.

Needless to say, Mav is p***ed off. At the least, it means the Piranas will have to stop using Mav’s truck for “unauthorized” trips. Of course, Mrs. Mav is trying to find out how she can get access to the “google.mav.com” site.

Running in a Winter Wonderland

by admin on December 19, 2008

Wednesday, the 17th, found Brother Maverick in the northeastern part of the great state of Oklahoma. The recent arctic blast had brought snow and Mav couldn’t wait to get out and play in it. He made his way to Kaw Lake and was able to run about 7 miles in 2 inch deep virgin snow. The temp was about 27, but Mav was so excited to be there that it felt like spring.

The only time Mav ventured off the “path” was when a deer cut in front of him and he followed it for about a mile.

Mav has been running trails in new Pearl Izumi Syncroseek III’s and they stayed dry and his feet were warm the whole time. Maybe next time Mav is in Ponca City there will be a blizzard!

Long Lost Brother

by admin on December 16, 2008

Today the Piraña Brothers welcomed a long lost brother back into the fold. Mac has returned to OKC and will be here permanently (meaning he is bringing his family here too) starting Dec 30th. To celebrate, T3, Mav and Mac took to the trails and got in an easy 7 miles in the sub-freezing Oklahoma winter weather. The trails were good, the company better and everyone had a great time!

Team Pirana is gearing up for the new year and planning their training and racing. Stay tuned….

Winter Solstice Half Marathon

by admin on December 13, 2008

This morning the Team Piraña ran the Winter Solstice Half Marathon at Bluff Creek, Oklahoma City. It did not matter to them that the race wasn’t actually being held. It didn’t matter that the wind was blowing 40 mph and the temp was falling. It didn’t even matter that today is not actually the Winter Solstice.

What did matter was that the Winter Solstice Half Marathon was the first trail run T3 ever did. At Mav’s invitation he braved the snow and ice last year and venture off the road and into the woods. He has been an avid trail runner ever since. So when the Brothers heard that the race had been canceled for lack of resources, they offered to help, but it was too late. They committed to help next year so the race is on again for the future, but that still left this year and T3’s trail running birthday to be celebrated. So they ran the race anyway. No starting line, no bib numbers, no aid stations, nobody else, just brothers on the trail having fun in the wind and woods.

Take all you can.